We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
this will be a night to untag.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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