well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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