Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize