Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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