Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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