I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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