my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
This baby is an asshole
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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