okay pat passed out under dana's car
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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