I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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