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(810): View more from Michigan

My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?

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creepy.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.

(478): View more from Georgia

I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.

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(845): View more from New York

I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.

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(540): View more from Virginia

If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.

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(937): View more from Ohio

We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon

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(317): View more from Indiana

Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition

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Impressive. I approve.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.

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