I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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