So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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