Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We need to rekindle our bromance
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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