i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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