I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
