ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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