he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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