I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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