is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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