They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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