You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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