Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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