awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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