lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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