I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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