she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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