dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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