She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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