There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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