i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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