bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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