But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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