Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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