only if we run a train.
done.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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