What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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