dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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