dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the day after is always just damage control
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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