I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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