I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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