Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
We need to rekindle our bromance
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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