She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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