Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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