kristin has been a bad kristin
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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