i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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