I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
handjob tips. give me some.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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