All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
