So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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