I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Enjoy the penises
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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