I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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