I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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