He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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