Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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