Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He shit in the fireplace
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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