she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
