i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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